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The perfect girlfriend

by Saikosu August 5, 2017
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Girlfriend

Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.
Driver: ok, let's get going!
Person one: I call Shotgun!!
Person two: Then I call girlfriend! (Thus securing a seat in the front)
by Timbit625 October 10, 2008
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girlfriend

A female with whom you exclusively have sexual relations. Unless it's an open relationship, in which case, see fuck buddy, cock holster, or Janelle.
I've got a girlfriend who's better than that, and nothing is better than this. Or is it?
by Nope December 11, 2003
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Girlfriend Experience

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.
Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009
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gilfy

Originaly thought to be of arabic decent, it is now widly accepted that the word Gilfy (Gillfillius Maximus) is in fact of Greek origin. It is loosely translated into meaning "one who works at a stupid Canadian Pharmacy", or "Monster with the ability to vomit on demand and drink a 26 of gin". If you are lucky enough to make contact with a Gilfy while it is passed out face down under a picnic table, continue to tease the creature by poking it and throwing rocks
I wish Gilfy's wife wasn't such a nancy and hid my BB gun
by J-lew December 1, 2004
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Girlfriend Catcher

A Girlfriend Catcher, is someone who does NOT have sucess with the ladies. Typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. Can also be known as being green. Not to be confused with being homosexual.
Sarcastically: "Oh Well, You're Quite The Girlfriend Catcher, arn't you?"
by Jeremy Plume May 26, 2008
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Girlfriend

A pet name for your vagina
"I'm going to get some tonight I better go shave my girlfriend!"
by LexiLee December 6, 2007
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