female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

female rappers

horse shit.
the bottom of the barrel.
from the depths of no return.

"female rappers fucking suck"

by nopeimnotreal October 9, 2023

Female Cop

A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.

"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."

by Will700 December 21, 2023

Female

I dont know

Guy: „Look at this attractive female!“
Me: „Whats a female?“

by Hgffhhvf January 3, 2024

Female snoop dog

Someone who can't get as fucked up no matter how much nicotine or alcohol one has

Julie female snoop dog can have as much as everyone else and still be sober

by Ciggie nic January 20, 2024

Female winter mode

The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would

No, Brad. I’m not going to the pool party. I’m in female winter mode…

by TheRealWolf November 13, 2023