Ethan

A being that has less brain power than a jelly fish, the patience of a 9 month old golden retriever, and the looks of a inbred dogs that has been hit by a truck..... Several times.

Person 1: "man look at ethan..."
Person 2: "no thanks..."

by Big-D-77 October 21, 2014

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ethan is a fat fuck that will try to suck your dick because he is a gay fuck. ethan is also really strong and will fuck you when he has the chance. he is also the biggest Jake Paul fan out there. ethan is will also eat your two-inch dick.

ethan eat a dick

by bigjose November 22, 2018

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Ethan Moment

A moment where Ethan for some unknown reason brought his burrito into the school bathroom, only to then drop it on the floor

Ethan: oh no! I’ve dropped my burrito in the bathroom!
Everyone: This is a certified Ethan Moment

by Mr. Will618 March 9, 2021

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Usually a blob of pure pudge. Jiggle a LOT when they walk. Really dumb, might accidentally sit on you. If you don't move, they usually don't notice you. They accidentally moon people a lot when they try and squeeze their huge amount of flabby blubber into skinny jeans. Usually have absolutely NO clue what their toes look like. Totally scared of high pitched noises.

"Watch out dude, there's an Ethan waddling over here, and he looks pretty mad"

"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
flab ugly stupid chubby fat

by supersimpsonfan April 9, 2011

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