fuck face donkey

fuck face is just a dumbass or an ugly person who looks like their face has been fucked. and donkey = ass. so it's like being a chump. so it's a triple threat to not only be ugly, but to be stupid and pussy too.

ayyo, tell ____ he's a fuck face donkey for not comin out with us last night.

by ShanGEntz August 17, 2006

donkey punch

When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.

"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."

by lysopac September 6, 2006

Donkey's Revenge

Donkey's revenge is when a girl has been donkey punched and decides to get revenge. While receiving anal sex from the male, she has a friend sneak into the room and just as the male is reaching climax, her friend punches the male in the back of the head, interrupting his orgasm and hopefully making him think twice before he tries a donkey punch again.

Angry about the fact that Peter had donkey punched her the previous week, the next time they had anal sex, Charlotte had her friend Bella come into the room and smash Peter in the back of the head just as he reached orgasm. After being on the receiving end of the Donkey's Revenge, Peter decided against Donkey Punching his girlfriend in the future.

by Sparkletits January 25, 2011

cotton wool donkey

Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.

Riding the cotton wool donkey - female mentrating.

by volpoid September 25, 2006

Dirty reverse donkey sock

After the male preforms anal sex he pulls out and punches the female in the back of the head watching her pink sock contract

"What did you do last night?"
"Dirty reverse donkey sock"
"nice nice"

by omniscientwordguru November 11, 2009

Donkey Muffin

The term used when a guy shoves a muffin inside the woman's vagina, vigorously pounding the muffing, until it is completely broke up. Then a guy comes in with a donkey suit on and continues to eat the muffin out of her vagina until all of the muffin is gone.

Dude, Me and Tony gave that girl a Donkey Muffin!

by TAcTiiCzZz June 14, 2012

dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004