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Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you
Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you
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what your bloody on now
me: what you doing Cian.
Cian: looking up things in urban dictionary.
by dolan time June 3, 2019
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Urban Dictionary is only for people with low self esteem to search up their own name and feel happy when it says something good about them. Some people go on to Urban Dictionary to search up something funny like pineapples. Pretty much no one goes on it for the intended reason the people made this site, to search up a slang just to figure out why people laugh when you say you need wood.
'Yo, have you been on urban dictionary?'
'yeah, have you searched up my name on it?'
'nah, I like searching up pineapples because it's funny'
by your mum 69 21 May 8, 2019
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a place where definitions have to include something gross or sexual or just plain immature. it is also the site you are reading this definition on.
me: imma gonna search up some definitions on urban dictionary
Me: *searches up Animal planet*
definition: a show that is required for the art of Moosterbation
Me:*searches up moosterbation*
definition: masturbating while watching Animal planet
my face: ;-;
by 24 karat savage May 13, 2019
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A place where people can make stupid definitions, find random words, and learn about "iNTerEsTiNG" stuff.
by notunedible May 14, 2019
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by That_gay_guy September 12, 2019
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A dictionary site of true horror and chaos wherein all defenitions of the word you seek to know may involve sex and/or content that is not even related to the described word.
You: *searches for the definition of gamer*
Urban Dictionary: A guy who likes pussy.
You: Oh okay *bruh*
by Give me your liver September 15, 2019
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