drunkctions

Getting directions from a drunk person

She's going to call me tonight after going out to give me drunkctions where to pick her up.

by dd :) November 21, 2011

Drunkaloo

something given as an attachment to the penis when a homosexual hindu baby is born, males specifically

Sonu's Drunkaloo attachment makes other gay hindu males attracted to him
Sonu: Hey Sanjay look at my drunkaloo
Sanjay: OHHHH YOOOOWWDAYYY!!!!!!!
Sonu: Here it comes
Sanjay: *uses Jizzle*

by jiggamancarefreeliving September 30, 2011

Drunk Delete

Deleting any sort of online and/or offline media or important files while inebriated.

I drunk deleted my damn keynote presentation.

by jelloshot October 8, 2011

Drunk Show

When a person has gone completely past their threshold and is trashed beyond belief. Usually they end up making a drunken spectacle of themselves in a public setting.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see _____ trying to breakdance on the table at Denny's last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"

by Llevoj December 15, 2011

Drunk Bidding

The act of bidding on something on eBay while intoxicated. In the following days, the drunk bidder hopes that he/she get outbid and doesn't have to pony up the cash.

While drunk bidding, Jason was stuck with the horizontal band saw after no one outbid him.

by gizzmo696 May 8, 2012

DrunkBooking

When You are drunk and you start posting on FaceBook for an extended period of time, often regretting many of your posts the next day.

"When I left the Bar, I went home and I was DrunkBooking for an hour, there are at least 300 women on my page that will never date me."

by Brandomonium October 19, 2012

drunk and strip

The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.

Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.

by Don's Johnson July 14, 2012