dad or daddy

When you see a younger woman with a much older man and you ask yourself, is that her dad or her daddy?

Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy

Is that Taylor’s Dad or Daddy?

by Anita Deeznutz February 22, 2025

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

Dad'ween

The one day of the year that people dress up as their dads.
And knock on their neighbours door, ually between rival families, and fight them for sweets

Julie: Are you going to Dad'ween this year?

Jim: No, last year I got punched, by Bill, so hard that my only adult tooth got buried in his knuckle.
I didn't even get the sweets...

by Phantom_T May 26, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad's fault

General principle or rule stating any and all negative or disproved actions are Dad's fault, regardless of which family members are involved in the situation.

Mom's car is out of gas, it's Dad's fault.

by Rajuor July 29, 2025