Cleaning up my mess

That is not what you're doing. People were pissed about the thing I said. They came to the wrong person. They got the wrong guy. YOU completely fabricated an explanation to placate the mob. But you're not the Hym interpreter. They thought YOU were ME under one of my previous names. You just want people to not be mad so you made up an explanation to make yourself the hero and me the villain and the. I WAS RIGHT about the weaponized schizophrenia and the school shootings started. From explicitly that. You aren't involved. You're not an authority on the matter.

Hym "So if you're 'cleaning up my mess' your also stealing my jewelry on my way out the door. You don't know me. You didn't know what I was doing and you lying and making shit up to make people less mad, got those fucking kids murdered. If the FBI had known about the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance farms that started after you lied and tried to ban off it, they would have been able to do something. You're not a part of this. If the people I wanted to be a part of it had got involved INSTEAD OF YOU, instead of listening to you. There would be more kids alive. You're not anything here and your trying to make me that so you don't have to be that anymore. You were going nowhere in life. You fucked this up for me and everyone else."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2025

Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.

Porter: Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
Yeehahn: I had a clean slider man.

by very epic mans May 12, 2021

Clean Your Fucking Cache

The thing you say when someone is trying to play a browser game and he can't play it because "the servers are down".
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL

Person 1:Bro i can't play this browser game
Person 2:Clean Your Fucking Cache CTRL+SHIFT+DEL

by napstaa967 December 9, 2019

clean cutoff

When you're done pooping and have wiped your butt and you find no residue on the toilet paper you've had a clean cutoff.

Bill: Sorry I took so long. I had to take a crap.
Frank: Oh, yeah? How'd that go?
Bill: Fantastic! I got caught up on some Words With Friends games and I had a clean cutoff!

by captain7 May 25, 2014

Cleaning

1. The act of removing dirt
2. The act of making a place neat and tidy

We should start cleaning up this mess

by Moshi fanboy January 30, 2024

cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.

Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.

by Just Dirty August 5, 2016