sight clean

A Clean weapon, No crimes affiliated with that weapon

Nigga, I'm bringing a sight clean to this fight.

by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah May 31, 2018

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Clean

Clean is what dirt is when you put soap on the dirt.

Wow, that dirt sure cleaned up nicely.

Nice bath soap!

Be right back, I have to go put dishes in the dirtwasher.

by bobsyouruncle22 June 8, 2018

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clean breaker

When you’re taking a shit and are able to break the log off without leaving any shit residue behind on your asshole.

“Damn, I had a clean breaker! I didn’t need to use any toilet paper at all!”

Or

“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”

by Framer June 10, 2018

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McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019

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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

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