Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

Clapped

clapped in the us means getting destroyed in fortnite🗿

got absolutely clapped in fortnite

by ineedhelp69 October 30, 2019

ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

Clap

1) To fire a gun at someone.
2) To have sexual intercourse (typically with a woman).
3) A slang term for an STD.

1. "Watch your mouth before I clap yo' ass, man."
2. "Hey babygirl, wanna go to my room so I can clap them cheeks."
3. "Ah, fuck. Michael gave me the clap."

by SquiiDaZh January 4, 2019

Clapped

Really Ugly

Honestly, she is so clapped that she needs to fight her parents

by Madnuts77 June 8, 2022

Clapped

basically another word for ugly

dan: mate shes clapped

by retardedgenius04 October 26, 2018

clapped

to be clapped

kid 1: *does something bad*
kid 2: “moms finna clap you”

kid 1: shoot.... i’m gonna get clapped.

by halolyeet March 3, 2019