ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

Change My Balls

To shower, bathe.

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021

Get Changed

The initial reaction of a Veryzesaurus Rex in the natural habitat of the school gymnasium to the sight of unchanged children within the locker room of the male gender

MY GUYS! GET CHANGED! IM NOT PUTTIN UP WITH THIS CRAP!

by V Gang January 11, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

changed

some weirdest furry game that gonna make you furry person

PLAY ON YOUR RISK

- hey did you play game named changed?
- uwu

by plin tyc February 25, 2023

Changed

end my suffering

person: wanna play changed
other person: end me

by squabbled November 24, 2023