V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday

Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard

by Akeyyo July 18, 2018

Uno Cancel card

This the ONLY thing that can cancel out an uno reverse card.

12 year old: ya mum gay lol.
friend: uno reverse card.
12 year old: uno cancel card lollll.

by Meme-all-star 3000 December 01, 2020

Business Card Moment

When you spittin made game at an old lady in the store but your not sure how to say I wanna bang.

An OWL came up in my store and I had a business card moment.

by Slim TT April 14, 2021

Burning business cards

The act of getting rid of friends, cutting off emotional ties and going different ways

You hear about Jim? He has been burning business cards, he told me not to talk to him anymore.

by Simian Bull June 22, 2012

Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019

Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

by ChanclaLord December 14, 2020

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 08, 2022