Cum-Cake

A game among any man that can be played with 2-10 players when the players sit in a circle surrounding a cupcake. At the saying of "GO" the players start masturbating, trying to jerk-off as fast as possible, to the point of cumming. When all the players are finished, the person who jizzed last has to eat the cum-covered cupcake, as everyone watches, laughing loudly. Record the eating for longer memory.

"Hahaha, Jeff last night got owned in cum-cake last night!"

"We playing a game of cup-cake at our sleepover tonight?"

by Joanse Cos December 5, 2009

wedding cake

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!

by MMoose November 8, 2006

Bake a cake

Another word for fucking.
You can also say "to bake a cake" or "we're gonna bake a cake."

Simple, no other way around it.

Nick: What are we gonna do after we wash those dishes?

Leah: We're going to be bake a cake ;

by m/squeeks13 February 17, 2010

Doodie Cakes

A solid poo nug smelling nothing like cake due to the fact that this comes out of your ass not a bakery.

I love those mornings when I hit the can and bake up some mean doodie cakes. Its a great way to start your day

by foomanchew June 20, 2005

super cake

A word substituted for something you don't want to say out loud i.e. alcohol, weed, women, etc.

"Dude, do you have the stuff for the party?"
"Yeah I got that super cake"

by TheLoge December 25, 2008

Cake taker.

The biggest bitch you've ever known. A girl who is so over the top, out of control terrible to you that she takes the cake.

Dude 1: Hey remember that Kelsey girl from that party last night? What a bitch.
Dude 2: Yeah dude she was a total cake taker.

Person 1: Wow. I've met some bitches in my day but you are totally the cake taker.

by silentBuilder981 March 16, 2010

Danish Cake

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).

She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.

by Andy&Will October 17, 2008