When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.
Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!
by WreckWrack October 22, 2018
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WORDA MY WHOLE LEFT SIDE

A crip term of swearing on ur heart made by FENDIIACE A 62NHECBC
ACE-I just caught the opps lacking on they blocc
LOC-worda who

ACE-worda my whole left side
by FENDII ACE November 18, 2021
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Connys Left Leg🥩🧍

Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 is MY bbq she is pretty and swaggy 😜🤟 Connys Left Leg🥩🧍is very kind <3 i always enjoy talking with her.
i am your friend Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 but maybe we can be more 😳 - nah i'm just kidding ....
unless 👀
by 1-800stfu June 03, 2021
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A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.
"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"
by Troy517 May 30, 2022
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Left-Hand Suzuki Method

An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"

Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
by Sergeant Explosion May 21, 2010
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It is used in a popular but messed up vocaloid, song.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Isn't it just asking too much, to do the impossible?
by Jeffrey Woods June 03, 2016
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i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night
Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten
by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017
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