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Brian Co@ts

A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.

They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts

The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts

The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
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Joe Brian

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Brian Ceballos

Brian Ceballos is a urban legend which known for riding horse in 1987 Brian the horse was invented by Marvin Crip and his gangster friends” we are horses we are thugs and we calm h block- minion
Brian Ceballos is a horse
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poker brian

A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.
That guy got so lucky on the river but totally went poker Brian on me and thought he was a genius.
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Brian Head

Stop being a Brian Head and share the chips.
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Brian

A crazy and intelligent guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He is a fantastic person and always knows everything. Sometimes, Brian's can be a bit aggressive but can be very kind and respectful. If you have a Brian in your life, make sure you talk to him and hang out, as they can be very striking!
Hey, there's Brian over there.
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Brian’s Cream of Curry

When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.
Brian’s Cream of Curry

Definition: BRIAN please cream my curry butt poops!
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