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Milwaukee Bong

A Milwaukee bong is a sexual activity that can be preformed with any gender as long as one of the participants as a pork sword and Nutsack also known as Cock and balls.

You start off by grabbing a a machine that can turn liquid into a Gas. Connect a rubber tube into the machine so that the machine pushes the gas through the rubber tube and into the other participants urethra. Continue until you notice the other participants balls start to swell. Then plug their urethra up with anal beads. After a couple minutes, take out the beads and smoke that dope out your homies slim Jim. đź’Żđź’Żđź’Ż
Homeboy wanted to smoke dope so I gave him the old Milwaukee Bong
by Hey guess what? July 17, 2025
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bong-buddies

two people who smoke their bongs at the same time, most times lighting their lighters together while saying “cheers”.
“i think we’re bong-buddies”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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Bong

Def. verb.
An action that is followed by an explosion of high.

Def. noun.
A device used to smoke marijuana.
Examples as verb.
1. Let's bong.
2. Better the bong, best the bang.
3. Einstein thought about spacetime for a long time, but only after bonging for 4 hours could he imagine a stretchable elastic in and around our world.
4. "Duuuuude... I could see the music after bonging last night."
5. "I bonged my fuckin beach house down last june."

Examples as a noun...
1. I have a green colored bong.
by Bongdom_king April 16, 2016
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Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
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Bing Bong

a person who doesn't know anything about anything
Can Samantha do anything right? What a bing bong.
by VetSmarty July 15, 2020
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ghost bong

when you pack a bong with tobacco and/or some random shit that isn't weed, and give it to an unknowning indivdual, just for the laughs
Adam: hey man we should give simon a ghost bong
Declan: haha that will be a good gag
by mofobeast69er December 15, 2011
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