national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!

person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!

by bananaman98 April 18, 2019

Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.

Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.

by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022

redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023

tickle blowjob

Helping someone reach tickle climax and oral climax simultaneouslyas resulting in the best explosion of flavor.

Mabes gives the best tickle blowjobs.

by XxcjmxX January 5, 2019

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

Blowjob

Is a mouth hug (The most essential hug from a woman that she can give!)

When they insert the penis into their mouth
(Mouth hug) Blowjob

by Sprinks December 27, 2019

Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing

“My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob”

by Super6.fo August 30, 2025