Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.

Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."

by Confused1959 February 25, 2014

male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 31, 2024

Blind Fish

Another term for eggy bread. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!

Do us a favour and stick some blind fish in with me full english would ya!

by Katie_NH April 06, 2008

The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?

Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."

by Hym Iam July 05, 2024

Running a blind red

Run a red light without checking the surrounding to make sure it's safe to run a red light and causing a crash.

That man was an idiot for running a blind red and because of that the bus driver and kids are now six feet under.

by Logplayer0205 February 02, 2023

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 01, 2021