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The Worst Band EVER

Label one would apply to the worst producers of music. This label is very important, as only one band in existance can be labeled as THE WORST BAND EVER...
Dumbass: hey, check out this Chiristain-Rock cd I bought...it's by Norma Jean...

Someone with taste: Holy shit no, don't you dare put that filth in my radio. They sound like satanic monkeys being flung by a catapult at a brick wall... They're simply 'The Worst Band Ever'...
by llSmithll March 20, 2005
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band camp

Band Camp is usually a one-two week experience at the school you attend. Marching drills are learned while in the sun getting wierdly shaped tan lines. American Pie is no definition of this. "One time at band camp...I put a flute in my pussy." That's a lie. It's basically physically impossible. Band camp is a time where students can learn their drills for football games at half-time, chill with friends and make new ones. In band camp, students usually go through basics, full enmemble, sectionals, drill, and parade march. Full ensemble is when the entire band gets together and practices the music or routine they learned in sectionals. Marching is usually not required. Sectionals is when tubas, battery, pit, flutes, trumpets and so on seperate and learn their own music so the leader of that group can focus on one person at a time. Drill is when the band goes on the field, or anything size related as far as sidelines and hash marks, and learns movements. Parade march is basically getting in lines to march in a big parade. Basics are boring streatches and marches learned to make a nice band.
One time...at band camp...I laughed so hard I peed.
by Gina M.G. August 20, 2007
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Marching Band

1. My life
2. A place where you can be yourself, and know that nobody (almost nobody) is going to make fun of you
3. The marching band consists of many social cliques, and gossip and fighting tends to spread around. But that's life
4. Normally comes with a color guard--the color guard is a group of girls, and sometimes a few guys.
5. The color guard is super annoying because they always try to take our boyfriends.
6. The color guard never stays on beat with us, and it really annoys us.
7. Band bus rides home, always consist of making out, cuddling, random singing, occasional dancing, and on special, romantic occasions, fingering. (Yes in the pants)
8. Band is NOT for nerds. Almost all the band members in our band are considerably attractive.

9. The band bus was where I got my first kiss.
10. The band director is a complete ass, but we don't care because being in band is totally worth it.
11. If you aren't in marching band you can never achieve the level of badass that we are.

12. BAND SHOWS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN LIFE ITSELF
One time we went on a marching band show and nothing felt more wonderful than hearing our highschool name announced over the loud speaker as first place winners. We hugged. We cried with joy. We screamed. We felt perfect. We were all a team of friends in unity. Nothing is better than that feeling.
by Flute Diva October 23, 2009
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Band geek

1. the bandhall is their 2nd home
2.the good ones arnt geeks, but very talented smart, sometimes popular
3. glare if choir, theatre, or non-band people are in their hall
4. theres are at least 2 freshman whores
5.tend to get horny on busses and trips
6.about 50% get high 2 or more times a day
7.can change their clothes in front of others without a care
8.misses lots of school
9. principal is thier bitch
10. used to passing out, blacking out, spending 8 hrs in the hot summer w/o food or water
The fact that all band kids are geeks is definitly a sterotype, as i am not.
This one time at band camp
by I dunno what is my name? November 22, 2004
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Dave Matthews Band

A band that is often rejected by many due to the stereotype of its fans, who are often douchebags in college. I personally enjoy their music; I find some (note some) of their works unique and original. Some of their songs are "Satellite" and "Warehouse."
College Frat Kid: Yo man, Dave Matthews Band is coming to play here!
Non-College Frat Kid: Stop degrading us!
by DuckSicker May 29, 2010
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BANDED

An acronym created gang leader SK which stands for Bitch Ass Niggas Deserve Every Disrespect and used as a mantra in the SNL gang, the Street Niggas for Life, a gang formed east of Chicago.
Guy 1: "Man that punk ass bitch is stealing your business, nigga!"

Guy 2: "BANDED, my nigga, BANDED."
by Bandit2222222 July 9, 2009
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Band-aid it

To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.
If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.
by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006
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