Long Beach

The trash-hole of the south. Right next to Gulfport, MS, full of skanks and potheads. Never date a girl from Long Beach. It would most definitely be the biggest mistake of your life.

1:Dude, let's go to Long Beach and smoke a joint with Brandon.

2:Hell no! We might just catch a disease just being in Long Beach. tell that fucker to catch a ride over here.

by Former Long Beach Resident April 16, 2010

beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

by spo April 7, 2005

beach chair

A basic sex position in which the woman lays on her back and the man on top, but the woman places her legs over his shoulders, causing deeper penetration, very fun.

I was getting bored with missionary, so we tried beach chair, and it was much better.

by kkkkkkajajjajdonfnbgpooop June 20, 2009

madeira beach

The best beach. It has the softest sand. The prettiest water. The hottest guys.

I went to madeira beach today and met a really hot guy!

by markisha June 30, 2008

Myrtle Beach

Basically Atlantic City, NJ for rednecks and hicks. I'll leave it at that

Hey Ya'll, wanna go down to Dirty Myrtle Beach, chew dip and get drunk as hell ya'll? Trump 2020 by the way.

by Straight Up Facts August 19, 2020

beach

a way of saying bitch in secret

She is acting like such a beach today.

by Tiandrea December 16, 2007

Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

by Anonymous75B May 8, 2008