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Beastiality

Beastiality: n.
A fun act, generally but not always involving the use of a domestic animal as a form of pleasure. Can also be used as an alternative to being bored or having sex with stupid girls or whatever else floats your boat.
Broseidon 1: What do you want to do, bro?
Broseidon 2: We could go have sex with fluffy over there
Broseidon 1: Beastiality? that sounds cool. DP?
Broseidon 2: Fo sho
Broseidon 1: High five!

fluddy was
by Broseidon, king of the brocean September 6, 2009
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Beaster

On Pascha (Easter), your buddies come over with cans of beast (milwaukee best). You paint the cans, hide them, and have a beast hunt.
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing for zombie Jesus day?
Guy 2: Having a Beaster hunt, of course!
by TronXXX March 20, 2008
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beasted

to do exceptionally well in or on something.
He beasted that soccer game last week.
by Repool34 September 29, 2009
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beast mongrol

a nubbin beast who like to fuck old man saggy ass and who plays with a nigger switch and who likes to kill cuntbeast and people who are hotches
man that was a beast mongrol who eliminated the threat of the cuntbeast.
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Beast

An aestheticly unpleasant young woman. Usually built stonger than most animals native to African plains.
DAMN! She's ugly!

Yeah, she's a beast!
by Idlevice February 28, 2005
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[beasted]

To be on the receiving end of a brutal ass-whupping in a fight or sporting event.
by mursedawg June 29, 2008
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beastie boys

Beastie Boys is a drinking game where everybody stands in a circle, and somebody lays down a beat. The first person offers the first line of a rap, the second person continues, needing to rhyme with the last word of the first line. Here's the kicker: in Beastie Boys' style, everybody in the group has to guess what the last word of the line is going to be and also yell it out at the same time.

If you fuck up your rap, you drink. If less than half of the group guesses the word correctly, everybody drinks.

The goal is to get all the way around the circle. You start over with a new rhyme when somebody screws up.
This is an example of Beastie Boys:
"Here goes, we gonna try and RAP."
"That bitch was dancin' on my (everybody yells this) LAP"
by redsox868 January 3, 2008
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