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Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”
by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A sexual act usually performed by a window salesman and his wife at the end of one of their cocaine fueled swingers orgies.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay late at Jason's party Saturday night John?"

"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"
by The Phantom Prankster November 29, 2023
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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Ling Ling boppin

Ling Ling boppin is when you are a Naughty Nasty Gangster Crip and you go hit up a chinese person or asian person house because they don't believe in modern day banking and keep all they necessities and chili in they crib.
Me and the homies just ran a two eleven on a chinese lady.. she cried. We was Ling Ling boppin.
by linglingbopper June 14, 2024
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North Korean Baptism

by G Fry June 22, 2024
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