Any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.
by burtsturd May 16, 2006
Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.
by Anirowned December 16, 2005
by chelle and chunk September 11, 2008
by joaxim March 05, 2012
the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Bling Bling WBF August 05, 2003
A phrase made popular during the Yang 2020 campaign featuring the 46th President of the United States, Andrew Yang.
Person 1: Damn, I'm so broke I can't even afford a bag of flaming hot Cheethos
Person 2: Hey dawg, you ever heard of Andrew Yang? He wants to give us all $1,000 per month. Then, we can all afford flaming hot Cheetohs.
Person 1: Hell yea man! Yang 2020!
Person 2: Let's focus on the money and Secure The Bag my brother.
Person 2: Hey dawg, you ever heard of Andrew Yang? He wants to give us all $1,000 per month. Then, we can all afford flaming hot Cheetohs.
Person 1: Hell yea man! Yang 2020!
Person 2: Let's focus on the money and Secure The Bag my brother.
by BagBoi April 03, 2019
by Baldassare Cossa May 02, 2009