Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart

"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

Brian

A guy who bitch made and will cut you off three days later after saying he wants something in the future with you. Fuck Brian.

Me: I want someone new to talk to tbh
Friend: DONT GO BACK TO BRIAN.

by joceee November 20, 2023

brian purcell

An honest person with a heart of gold and very sexual you know your on for a treat when you have a Purcell in your life

I am lucky I have a Brian purcell

by Soapy101 February 8, 2018

Brian

Brian is a handsome guy with a long dick that would penetrate anybody’s daughter. Watch out for your girl around a Brian because they tend to be horny 24/7 and his big dick will strike.

Make sure you always keep a Brian for the winter

by Ghyiooisi239 November 22, 2021

brian

enticing

the proposition was very brian to me

by ed wards October 2, 2021

Brian Beasock

Where you are a skinny ass bitch boy and think you all that

Wow dude, that guy seems so tough! nah man, he’s just a Brian Beasock

by Rashaina August 17, 2025

Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.

“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”

by brianl May 3, 2024