blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017

Pulling down the blinds

Being rude or dissing someone or something.

Has the same meaning as "Throwing Shade"

She was pulling down the blinds yesterday

by You Know Im Always Right April 28, 2016

Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision

Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind

by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025

Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020