Satan's Asshole

Australian Wi-Fi

Guy 1: Damn, you're lagging hard
Guy 2: Its because I have Satan's Asshole for wifi

by JoeSephStalin April 28, 2020

Charismatic Asshole

Someone who is by all means an asshole or douchebag but in a way helps inspires people and help push them.

Trump is a charismatic asshole because he is a huge ass but still he help lead millions of people to vote for him.

by English writer 1776 August 4, 2017

asshole status

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole

Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."

by TWKonarik August 7, 2011

chocolate asshole

When ones buttox is covered in fecal matter.

Chanan looked down only to discover he indeed had a chocolate asshole

by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016

Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

asshole baby

When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"

We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!

by BozoRozo February 29, 2016

pulsating asshole

A person who waivers from their beliefs under certain situations, such as when they are intoxicated.

Veronica is a pulsating asshole. She says she is a lesbian however when she gets drunk she hits on every guy at the party.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009