Alex Seburn

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.

by AsianDestroyer2002 December 6, 2019

Alex K.

Alex K. is a hand game of german origin for 2 or more players.

It is very similar to "Rock, Paper, Scissors" but extends it in 2 ways:

1. In addition to rock, paper and scissors there is the "Stone of Honor" (german Ehrenstein) which ultimately wins the round but may only be used once per player per match.

2. The loser gets "Alex K." written on his arm with a permanent marker.

Person A: Hey wanna play Alex K.?

Person B: Sure, you'll get crushed by the stone of honor

by debil3000 October 6, 2019

alex luck

A person who gets really luck when he plays games or gets really lucky with unboxings and other random drops in games.

Background: playing mini golf game. A Friend or a random quickly without thinking just shoots the ball and it ends up being a hole in one

Alex: watch this boys
(Quickly shoots the ball with random power and angle gets hole in 1)
Jaden: wtf that’s fucking Alex luck right there
Jacob: fucking Alex luck boys
Miguel: what the fuck fham he didn’t even need to think. Fucking Alex luck.
Alex: na boys it’s pure skills. Fucking calculated.

by MagicStudioPro September 19, 2017

alex cook

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019

Alex Turner

The lead singer of one of the greatest British Bands, the Arctic Monkeys (also doing a side project The Last Shadow Puppets with The Rascals member, Miles Kane)Like the other Monkeys, he is humble and chooses to stay away from the limelight, making the Arctic Monkeys even more incredible than they already are. Born and raised in Sheffield with the other Arctic Monkeys, he sings with a South Yorkshire accent making the music all the more interesting and just fecking amazing! His favourite ever record is "Rubber Soul - The Beatles", and his favourite meal, Arrabiata. Might I add he is also a lyrical genius and belongs to the league of "Coolest Men to grace the face of this earth"

Needs to contact Germee quite soon.

E.g 1: Alex Turner & co. is cool enough to dress up in costumes and get away with it.

E.g 2:
A: who is the lead singer of the current best British band?
B: Why of course, Alex Turner!

E.g 3:
A: What would your favourite worse nightmare be?
B: To meet Alex Turner and the Monkeys, hands down.

by Germee April 10, 2008

Pulling an Alex

When fingering a guy, you accidentally enter the cock hole, and simultaneously entering the asshole, you keep going. This will ruin your life through high school and you will never be able to have a relationship with anyone! EVER!

Oh no! I'm pulling an Alex!

by 69rawrxD69 January 5, 2017

Alex Morgan

The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.

Wow, Alex Morgan is such a great soccer player

by soccerjunky December 5, 2012