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Carpet Angel

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."
by Septiv May 15, 2011
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Mud Angel

During or after anal sex you smear your doo doo dick all over your partners butt
Then when I was finished I gave her a Mud Angel.
by Professor SirDubs January 19, 2013
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Fuck you angela

by Omlihateyou July 29, 2016
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myspace angel

Picture of a hot girl only due to the extreme angle of the photo taken by the angel only a mother of a fat chick would see as beautiful.
Photographs are usually un-doctored or otherwise shopped.
Dude, that chick from the internet was a total MySpace Angel. Too bad Jabba the Hut ate her.
by psuitable.pseudonym August 15, 2008
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angel lust

The erection that sometimes occurs in males during death, especially death by asphyxia. Possibly caused by some combination of:
1. Random erotic thoughts as the consciousness starts to fade out
2. Increased blood pressure as the body tries to get more oxygen to the brain.

Especially common in hanging because gravity pulls the blood into the lower half of the body and because the noose constricts the external carotid artery; the body responds by increasing the blood pressure in an attempt to keep blood flowing to the brain.

Damage to the neck can also trigger an ejaculation.

A similar phenomenon may occur in the genitals of women who die slowly, but is less obvious.
Poor Jimmy hanged himself over the cyber bullying. He got angel lust -- just look at that boner!

Danny was just trying auto-erotic asphyxiation. He got what he wanted -- some real angel lust -- but he must have blacked out while he was cumming. Now his family has to bury him. What a shame!
by s%mebody April 30, 2014
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Angel fart

The fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. This latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.
Those damn angel farts are stuck all over me
by Johnny Rod January 22, 2009
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An Angel

Someone who just does whatever nasty tings I ask for
she was such an angel.. I needed to shit and she just opened here mouth
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