Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.

Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah

by Open Side September 21, 2009

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Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans

When a male or teen wears tight jeans that are to tight ,which are supposed to be use by girls ONLY.

Dude what did i tell you about wearing those Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans shit mad gay.

Again with those Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans stop going through your sisters closet.

I hate these Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans wearing as people that shit aint wavyyyyyyyyyy.

by TheGhostKiller August 29, 2009

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Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austen novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, my legs are really shaky after winning that drinking game.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?

by Dovetchka December 28, 2005

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Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

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a buck and a helen

one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.

them's cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen

by west side December 27, 2003

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vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.

That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

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