physical perfection

Physical perfection is when someone is better looking than anyone else in the world. Unlike Lawrence someone with physical perfection actually is physical perfect.

Lawrece has not achieved physical perfection becuase he is not good looking.

by Not ugly Lawrence March 11, 2022

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Chase perfect

Not perfect, but close enough.

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.

by BobinVA May 13, 2020

Perfect trio

Consists of of a group of ONLY three and the three people have to be black...NO EXCEPTIONS.

EXAMPLE: "OH MY GOSH you 3 make the 'Perfect Trio'. Are yall niggers?"
"Yes"

by QueenofallMILFS November 22, 2021

Perfect burgur

A wise man once said there’s nothing like a perfect burgur in the afternoon

A wiseman: I cannot wait for that perfect burgur in the afternoon there is nothing like a perfect burgur in the afternoon on a hot summers day

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

perfection goddess

A girl that is the best one possibly can be and is perfect in your eyes alone

My best friend is such a perfection goddess. I love Kelly so much

by Lessofaperfectiongoddess December 19, 2013