by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009
Get the kitten noodle soupmug. Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
by finnersz September 26, 2019
Get the Chicken Noodle Soupmug. The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the German noodle leashmug. by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
Get the tallahassee noodle fuckmug. A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016
Get the Two-Minute-Noodlemug. The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
Get the Pot Noodle Psychosismug. When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
by baby face megeee March 20, 2020
Get the Noodle soup fuckingmug.