kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009

Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

Kim Jum Noodles

The shit they be cooking in foods class...

"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup

A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members

Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast

Yeah! It's great

Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions

Like sliding down escalators

by finnersz September 26, 2019

Ramen noodle special

When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.

Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.

by Lolnopelolno January 6, 2018

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis

Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

Spicy noodle situation

A situation in which a person grows unwanted affection for someone when they it's bad for them

Increasing love for somebody who you know is toxic for your mental health

- a spicy noodle situation

by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018