Swamp log

A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.

She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.

by Pony tank 69 April 4, 2021

moth logging

The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.

Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.

by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024

Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.

The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.

by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

Sauce log

1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log

2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.

1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.

by Mattj1016 May 1, 2018