low-key

The phrase 'low-key' is used in many different ways. The first way to use it is when describing something that isn't obvious. The second way is when using something you are shy of, I guess? 3rd thing is that this phrase is hypothetically a CRAZE. This phrase can be put in front of ANYTHING and make sense. LITERALLY ANYTHING.

1. "Hey, Serena. Who's your favorite artist?"

"Low-key? Pablo Picasso."
2. "Girl, who do you have a crush on? Spill!"

"Low-key...James!"
3. "Did you do homework?"

"Low-key no."

by gummy_1 December 18, 2023

major key

How has no one explained this here, A MAJOR KEY IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE.

OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS

by mikemajorkey September 21, 2016

keys

A "family-friendly" alternative to saying kys, or kill yourself.

"You're so bad at this game."
"Bro, keys."

by Qyx January 11, 2025

Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.

"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

sus

by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021

Dice key

A different way of saying daisuki in Japanese

Sabun: Yo I dice key that guy *says for the 23rd time

by Kylie I love you September 28, 2021

Kei-le-ot

Kei-le-ot is a chinese american name for a newspaper in new york. It was named after keileot jiambbnong who made the first news paper.

Kei-le-ot was in the newspaper

by Ho ying mrs spooner May 11, 2018

Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys

After our argument I almost key-checked that guy

by topbinsonly May 13, 2024