by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009

National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES
National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
by NationalNoodles October 27, 2019

A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative
Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since
by 1818551 June 27, 2023

Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
by finnersz September 26, 2019

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
by baby face megeee March 20, 2020

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018
