Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

Martin

Martin is hot sexy but he is toxic and do graffiti everywhere HE get rejected every time but he will fine hot girl with big boob and big ass and work every Saturday and sunday

FRIEND: oh is that martin he cute n hot n toxic.

CRUSH: what sup foo "shake hand"

by 818notdickson November 24, 2021

zac martin

bad bad and badder if u see him he has glasses and a friend called Ned don't keep him and get away!!!!

zac martin is bad

by jyuu October 25, 2017

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Joe Martin

Joe goes by trey and has an uncircumcised penis

Joe Martin is a fat Mexican

by Gay Mexican February 4, 2022

Martin

Someone who wants to be a therapist, not to read people, but to be the fixer in the relationship.

Oh, I’ve talked to Martin.

And?

I just wanted to talk!

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023