The Bloody 9/11

When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.

I the the bloody 9/11 last mate and got the bonus. It was epic dude!

by VT fucker January 3, 2025

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.

The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.

by Hgerm December 30, 2020

Bloody Mary

The act of giving someone a rimjob with bloody feces.

That chick got one fucking hell of a Bloody Mary from her ex!

by Big shot 91 June 11, 2021

Bloody Larry

Bloody Larry is the name of a cocktail originated in Salzburg in early 2020 containing gin and red orange juice.

Can I have one bloody Larry, please?

by Flip Bar Salzburg January 8, 2020

Bloody Tiger

When you whip a white person and blood erupts from the slashes and makes them look like a tiger with red stripes

Damn, she was wicked, gave me a bloody tiger and everything!

by Heyitsmarcus April 13, 2019

Bloody nose

You have the Vecna’s curse.
Once you hear the clock you better start playing your favorite song.

Definition : vecna puts the curse on his victim where they see a clock, get headaches, bloody noses, nightmares and once they re live there worst memories he kills you

by anonymous June 18, 2022