Brooks is a fat fuck Who is extremely afraid of getting a gym membership and having salad.
Over weighted af and got suspended twice bc of homophobic act
Over weighted af and got suspended twice bc of homophobic act
by Brooks25345 September 3, 2022
Get the Brooksmug. A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. When you meet a Brook she might seem quiet and closed off, but once you get to know her she’s a ball of energy. She loves to get to know people but picks and chooses who she wants around, so if you think you know her well… you probably don’t. she enjoys going out but would definitely ditch you to watch reality tv shows in her bed. if you want a relationship with her, then keep moving because not many have the chance to wife her up. she’s a bad ass bitch and will make sure you know that. if you somehow cuff a Brook don’t mess it up because she’ll make you regret it.
by blondieee13 November 24, 2021
Get the Brookmug. by B8262 November 5, 2019
Get the Brookmug. The rarest man of all. Strong physically, but unbelievably kind hearted. Will do anything for those he loves and extremely protective. A man who is respected by those around him because of the way he conducts himself. He has brown eyes that will melt your heart with one glance. When he gives a hug it envelops you like a warm blanket that you never want to take off. He cares deeply about justice and struggles with understand the ease at which people mistreat one another and do acts of wrong. He is the guy that walks your grandma across the street with the gentlest of care but will but chills down a man’s spin with one look for honking impatiently as they walk across.
Hey, Brookes would you do me a favor and get me some water?
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
by Pinecone23 November 23, 2021
Get the Brookesmug. Usually someone who is caring, loving. Beautiful and sexy. Super sexual. Chef in the kitchen. Katelyn Brooke will make you forget that other bitch. You need to wife this god before someone else does. She will love you like no other.
by Slimjimmies January 25, 2017
Get the katelynn brookemug. When you rally too hard the night before an event, and are now a lazy piece of shit that cannot party at said originally planned event.
Chelsey decided to pull a Zack and Brooke by drinking with coworkers one night before the holiday party, and is now drinking water.
by WaterBOII December 19, 2020
Get the Pull a Zack and Brookemug.