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The Works

To be able to create, innovate, analyse, deliver.....and you know...
Dude 1: Bro, to grow my business, I need branding, consumer insights, creative content and digital tools!

Dude 2: You mean the works?
by CopyWriter 98 November 28, 2021
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Frozen Worm Gobby

When Ice Fishing in Ohio and getting a blow job from a Prostitute.
Man this weekend I went fishing in Ohio and got the best Frozen Worm Gobby ever!
by Steelme February 23, 2022
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wobbly worm

a type of ginger girl who thinks shes all that but is actually a wobbly worm. Its unfortunate to be around one as it starts to rub off on you
oh yeah, you know Anjelica, yeah shes is such a wobbly worm!!
by w0man_l0ver February 28, 2022
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Both works

A phrase used by bisexual people, meaning that they are attracted to both men and women.
"Do you like men or women?"
"Um... both. Both works."
by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022
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the worm theory

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.
by wormilist November 2, 2022
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Wiggly Worm

A Sexual Act, typically performed by women.

This act includes moving/flicking your tongue really fast in certain areas after it sticks through a certain place such as between the toes of someone.
Can be used for feet worship and etc., where the tongue sticks through the toes of a woman, and the tongue digs through and wiggles very fast once it pokes through the other side
by PK1611 August 28, 2022
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slow worm

1. Someone with both a tendency to be late and yet somehow either inconsequentially or fortuitously so.

They may tend to either get away with it or even dodge the bullet.

They tend to simultaneously be a late worm. The early bird gets the worm. The late worm misses the bird but not the mud, there is always mud. Thus, it is not only better to be early but also to be late.

A slow worm is always late and thus bird proof. A survivor, escaping fate on account of being slow, retarded, delayed, behind, late, etc.

2. Something that is not a worm nor a snake but a fake snake.

It is in fact a lizard that has had its legs ripped off to pass as a snake to hawk on the highly lucrative snake market. Snake is used abroad as a delicacy to make either snake cake which is believed to bestow immense sexual prowess or snake bake which exorcizes unholy spirits inhabiting the left ear canal.

Lizard is only used in traditional medicine to make lizard custard, a purgative of such incredible and excruciating potency that it is rarely desirable out side of a few niche markets such as the Japanese tub porn industry. Supply far exceeds demand and it is of little value.

Sometimes referred to as a trans-snake. Not to be confused with Phalloplasty.
Steve: Holy shit! Did you see the news?
Dave: No, what's up.
Steve: Jack's plane crashed, no one survived.
Dave: Did he die?
Steve: No, he was late, he missed his flight.
Dave: He was always a slow worm.

Steve: Did you see Jack's latest Donkey Porn?
Dave: Yes, it was gross. Looked like a chocolate geyser.
Steve: Looked like a whale blowing sewage out of its blowhole.
Dave: She should submit it to the Guinness Book of Records.
Steve: They probably won't accept it, they'll say they can't rule out doping.
Dave: What do you mean?
Steve: She probably downed a pint of slow worm before the shoot.
Dave: More like chute.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
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