RUNNING WILD WITH RON YUSHACK

Last of the great NYC public access TV comedians who fell on hard times, became homeless, and went literally "running wild" in the streets. Was also at the time a gopher for Local TV legend Joe Franklin. Ron Yushack eventually ended up in Bellevue Hospital, and soon afterwards disappeared into the cold, gritty wilderness of madness, and obscurity. <BR>
Where is Ron Yushack?

That TV producer's gonna end up pulling a "Yushack" if he don't get a job a pay his rent. Look at him. He's "running wild"!

by Boris Lugosi March 23, 2005

Miss me with that gay shit

When someone is doing something out of you liking, and invites you to join it

Person 1: Dude, come over and play animal jam with me
Person 2: Bruh, miss me with that gay shit

by Bobbythemotorizedvehicle February 27, 2020

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

friends with detriments

The opposite of friends with benefits. A close friend who relies on you emotionally but there is no physical intimacy Involved. See also: HMNR.

I've known Leila for three years. She calls me up to talk whenever she has a fight with one of the losers she happens to be seeing. I like her a lot but we are totally just friends with detriments.

by aegiswings December 16, 2008

Gag me with a spoon

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.

by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003