bird watching

Where several guys go out to spy out women.

"I went bird watching but only saw a few dogs"

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

Witches French Kiss

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.

Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss

by Poot_er May 15, 2016

double wrist watch

when a man is able to wrap his penis around his wrist twice. clearly a desirable and impressive skill

double wrist watch

by big lankyness September 10, 2010

watchmen

Yes. Definetely. Nothing else to say....

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

bird watchers

Bird Watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)

Yo I heard the bird watchers got you under surveliance.

by G.B.C. May 27, 2006

You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

Mr. Game & Watch

One of the most diverse characters in Super Smash Brothers Melee. Flat little pancake throwing bastard. Funny How whenever the random numbered hamer hits anyone else its a one, but it is always a nine for me. EVERY TIME.

Fuck you Mr. Game & Watch....except for the fact you look cool as balls when you are metal.

by George Hoefer April 13, 2005