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Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
by 752002729 January 19, 2010
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Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"
You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.
by Boomstick April 3, 2005
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Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
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Two Headed Turkey

When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*
Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble
by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019
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Death on two legs

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs
by JoshTomar February 24, 2022
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Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!
Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap
by LeeRoooyBrown October 24, 2008
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Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.
I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.
by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015
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