Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.
Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.
Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.
by PubliusX June 22, 2025

by Hurricane blaster November 14, 2017

by Abcdefghijklnmo00000000000 June 1, 2017

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
by TwistXL August 29, 2025

Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose
Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries
Guy: whacks head repeatedly
Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.
Girl: muffled cries
Guy: whacks head repeatedly
Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.
by whenyousearch"hi"onUD March 29, 2021

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
by moose5000 September 30, 2012
