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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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troutani

This is as good as it gets in baseball. Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani combined into one.
Troutani will be lighting it up at The Big A tonight.
by La Capilla May 9, 2023
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troutani

This is as good as it gets in baseball. Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani combined into one.
Troutani will be lighting it up at The Big A tonight.
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Trousertrout

Reach into trouser not expecting whats really there
Came up from behind hands down her pants TROUSERTROUT
by Pupper Dog May 14, 2023
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Trouting

The old man started trouting while he was up on stage.
by Inlovewithmybestfriend33 May 26, 2023
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Trout

A category of freshwater fish.

The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)

Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.

Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.
Subject #1: sus! sus! only in ohio!

Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.
by SUPER BALLS MAN. June 28, 2023
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Trout

A trout would be used to refer to a promiscuous woman who engages in activities such as hoeing, pick me behavior and is highly toxic.
You’re ex-girlfriend was such a fucking trout last night.
by Dr. Conardo July 16, 2023
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