A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3
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2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas
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2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas
3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.
1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?
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Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?
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