Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Goblin Rag

A snottery old hanky, dropped by a previously trapped Goblin, containing a chuck of slightly snottery amber

Shall we pick up the Goblin Rag?
At least wipe the snot off first.

by Tactical Hotdog February 12, 2021

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believes he’s in Minecraft after he gets fried

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 17, 2020

[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.

Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!

by Supersouthby November 2, 2008

Rags

UK slang for facts. Said when someone says something you couldn't agree more on

Synonym: raggo

"Bro Keisha's got back yk?"

"rags, I'd hit anyday"

by Bigmommazzz November 30, 2022

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

"Are we going to the 6:00 church group meeting?"

"Hell yeah I love those j-rag's"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

Ragged

To engage in a level of sexual conquest so physically and emotionally intense with your partner that it leaves both parties metaphorically (and sometimes literally) in shambles—clothes disheveled, legs trembling, minds existentially reset.

Usage:
“After a weekend away with her, I didn’t just hook up—I got absolutely ragged. I came back walking like I fought a ghost and questioned the meaning of life.”

by Ragladon July 18, 2025