Ass Day

A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.

Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily

by czaravm January 1, 2012

Narbor Day

The national holiday on May 30th supporting people with NARBs (No Apparent Reason Boners) Don't forget to wear sweat pants and narb it up all day.

Guy 1: What the hell? Joeys getting a massive chub through his sweats just by watching an Abe Lincoln documentary.

Guy 2: Bro its Narbor Day!

by Blue Sheep May 6, 2010

Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009

Ladder Day

Ladder Day is a non-denominational holiday that falls on the 24th day of March. It is celebrated in the United States, with origins traced back to the southern hamlets of Rockland County, New York. Celebrators of all religions and walks of life gather to share in the joy that is Ladder day, usually by consuming large volumes of champagne and orange juice. This holiday is the first of the spring season, and is an opportunity for patrons to lift their spirits in anticipation of warmer weather and the end of winter.

Jimmy: Chris, why do you have pants on? Its Ladder Day!
Chris: You're right! Happy Ladder Day! *Drinks alcohol, drops pants*

by JR845 March 25, 2013

Diaper-Day

A day where you are SO BUSY, you don't have the time to stop for a bathroom break - requiring you to wear a diaper.

Today was a total Diaper-Day at the Kwik-E-Mart . . . the customers would not stop coming in!

by G*Money April 25, 2010

K - Day

An alternative to 'Xmas' used in bulk retail book packaging and rumored to be an attempt to promote Kwanzaa.

"We are not all allowed to open the boxes containing Arnon Grunberg's new novel until K - Day.

by Krampus Billikin September 21, 2009

Scat-Day

Its like a Sunday, but you are too scattered from a weekend of drug-taking (stimulants) to notice it in its entirity.
Doesn't have to be a Sunday.

Its was Scat-Day and Tom had to go back to his mums house. I'm glad I can stay at home getting fucked, forcing scat-day to never exist.

by Diego November 21, 2003