Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.

by Ricochamp October 18, 2012

crush karma

crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.

If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.

by Shsiyavskdusbejeu January 13, 2016

Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007

Crushing someone

When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.

crushing someone “wow i really want kyle to crush me with his hands”

by drandadote January 22, 2019

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Crushing of the Shell

A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.

At what time will your "Crushing of the Shell" be starting?

by LindsayLohan49 August 27, 2013

Candy Crush

See evil

Candy Crush is evil

by anonymous December 24, 2016