illuminate me

Tell me what you know or another way of saying “enlighten me”

i.e., when someone says they have something to tell you.

My friend said, “Have I got some shit to tell you.” I said, “illuminate me.”

by radarlove1968 April 21, 2019

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blow me

To tell someone to give you oral sex, usually with a sarcastic tone.

Fuck you, why don't you just blow me

by Tom Power June 9, 2005

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fuck me

The phrase you say when about to climax

oh fuck me johnny! fuck me all night long!!!

by Donna Glynn September 5, 2005

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The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.

Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!

Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!

Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.

by Scotty1666 May 30, 2006

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