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smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.
Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!
by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 25, 2009
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Cats table

Gossip spreads at the cats table.
by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.
life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table
by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018
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Table

a place to sit
"Don't sit on the floor, sit on the table!!!!"
by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023
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Table-ussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"
by OWENWWWWWWWW September 8, 2022
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table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.
you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped
by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
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