Summer

a time when your out of school and think your gonna do fun things but it never happens

last week if school: "i cant wait for summer im gonna do so many fun things"

explain to me what your doing right now

by :o Oof July 10, 2019

Jill Summers

A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.

Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch

by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Next Summer

IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.

Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Summers

The last name of a complete dumbass and shitlord

God, he must be a Summers

by Hoe the Second April 5, 2019

Alabama Summer Twister

When a sweaty pair of balls gets defecated on and then a vape cloud descends upon the shit.

Will orgasmed from the Alabama Summer Twister that Megan happily delivered last night.

by Comerw March 7, 2019

Pull A Summer

About to ghost someone that you're talking to

im about to pull a summer on you

by frogyking June 21, 2022